SteveMartinToGo: So frustrating when you have to text but you’re home so you...
SteveMartinToGo: So frustrating when you have to text but you’re home so you have to go get in the car and drive all the way to the left lane of the freeway.
View Articleslow_lane: It's a Pantera kind of day in the Ten-01 kitchen #metal
slow_lane: It's a Pantera kind of day in the Ten-01 kitchen #metal
View ArticleLizOnstad: bought @achewood the entire collection of new yorker comics at the...
LizOnstad: bought @achewood the entire collection of new yorker comics at the library book sale. I may never see him again.
View Articlepreschoolgems: "My mom has a little bit of a bad smile."
preschoolgems: "My mom has a little bit of a bad smile."
View ArticleMayorSamAdams: RT @DanAndersonPDX @JSaylor Sewer/Water work on Multnomah Blvd...
MayorSamAdams: RT @DanAndersonPDX @JSaylor Sewer/Water work on Multnomah Blvd should be completed in Dec/Jan. More info/updates here: http://bit.ly/dhWp5R
View ArticleSteveMartinToGo: My Iphone is now lip-syncing.
SteveMartinToGo: My Iphone is now lip-syncing.
View Articlejaybill: Portland has to kinds of weather this time of year: Raining and...
jaybill: Portland has to kinds of weather this time of year: Raining and Half-Life 2: http://twitpic.com/3eehou
View ArticleSteveMartinToGo: This week only, Get It Right Friday falls on a Friday. When...
SteveMartinToGo: This week only, Get It Right Friday falls on a Friday. When I tweeted, quarto de banyo, I meant to say cuarto de bano. GET IT RIGHT, STEVE!
View Articlerobdelaney: If I even HEAR the word mistletoe, I'm putting my whole head in...
robdelaney: If I even HEAR the word mistletoe, I'm putting my whole head in your pants.
View Articleachewood: Got rid of beard. Telltale uptick in smooches from the distaff...
achewood: Got rid of beard. Telltale uptick in smooches from the distaff today. Even though I look like a stupid white fuck with endocrine issues.
View Articletonyajonemiller: @PacPdx Dude, it's totally what I think. (I like it...
tonyajonemiller: @PacPdx Dude, it's totally what I think. (I like it 5-ways...) #skylinechili
View Articleingridc: @sarahelin while this doesn't entirely surprise me (woo southern...
ingridc: @sarahelin while this doesn't entirely surprise me (woo southern roots), its still a total bummer! #WTFchickfila?!?
View ArticleEugeneMirman: It's not @SarahPalinUSA's fault a violent undiagnosed...
EugeneMirman: It's not @SarahPalinUSA's fault a violent undiagnosed schizophrenic shot those people, but I'm super-glad I didn't put up a map like that.
View Articlejaybill: No, no. See, that's a REAL WORD with a MEANING: http://bit.ly/eaPewn...
jaybill: No, no. See, that's a REAL WORD with a MEANING: http://bit.ly/eaPewn - I swear we inch closer to Newspeak every day
View Articleslow_lane: @Tanukipdx but isn't everything better that way? #chu
slow_lane: @Tanukipdx but isn't everything better that way? #chu
View ArticleStripperTweets: Hah. I guarantee you we alllll miss it. RT @Scurvette THANK...
StripperTweets: Hah. I guarantee you we alllll miss it. RT @Scurvette THANK YOU for that 2007 stripper money comment. i thought i was the only one.
View Articleslow_lane: @Bonobo23 thanks, brother. I really appreciate it.
slow_lane: @Bonobo23 thanks, brother. I really appreciate it.
View Articleingridc: Speaking of booty bumpin', how guilty should I feel about loving...
ingridc: Speaking of booty bumpin', how guilty should I feel about loving Chris Brown's "Look At Me Now"? #prettyguiltyright #womanbeaterssuck
View ArticleBonobo23: Makin' an awmighty big chicken pesto lasagna for brokenleg Greg and...
Bonobo23: Makin' an awmighty big chicken pesto lasagna for brokenleg Greg and the gang.
View Articleachewood: Waiting for the Scrabble app to load is like watching a woman put...
achewood: Waiting for the Scrabble app to load is like watching a woman put on seventeen pounds of underwear. #ows
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